Wednesday, April 7

Sa Boh Lang Chang

Wah, it's been two months.
Wondering still got homo sapiens come here or not.

Lots of events have had happened.
Ups and downs...but it's all in the past now... what we can do is just look forward towards my so-bleaky-muddy-future...sigh...

Decided. Tendering within this month, then I'll be unemployed...
Went for several interviews...
1) Sumitomo - ended.....with no news....setupid..
2) YSP - went for first...dun think got chance.
3) CCM - went for first...dunno got chance to proceed to 2nd or not...
4) Kerry Ingredients - soon to be interview-ed...this saturday..need to do presentation.....sigh....

Anyway, can't wait for a break from work....cos I dun think I am working afterall....
I am stress because I have no stress..how could this happen...I want stress...i foresee myself being burden by abundant of workloads...but end up nothing....
Sigh...

Ooooh....I go ching ming this sunday...yea...get to see daddy....this year is the latest day we've go..cos normally we went one week earlier before the exact date...

Can't wait for May or/and June cos I anticipate that we've might have some trip to get out of KL....ahh..beaches.......

End of July....Kraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabi!!!!
Patience peikyen patience....
3 more months to go........

I wanna watch Clash of the Titans!!!!!

Monday, February 1

Wishlist...........*hint hint*

Hmmmmm...
Valentine's coming...
so it's anniversary....
hmmmm...











Just kidding la..*sob sob*

Saturday, January 23

Joke using Cow

Quote,

"SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, so you give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

MALAYSIAN BUMIPUTRAISM: You have two cows, the State takes one and gives it to your bumiputra neighbour. From the milk you sell from the remaining cow you buy a bull and mulitply your herd. The State take 30 per cent of your herd as it grows and give them to your bumiputra neigbour. Your bumiputra neighbour has a kenduri each time they
receive a cow.

UMNOPUTRAISM : The State takes 30 per cent of your herd and parks them in Switzerland in the name of some UMNO official or close relatives, friends and sons-in-law.

MALAYSIAN GOVERNMENT LINKED OR BUMIPUTRA CORPORATION : You have two cows. You employ mainly bumiputras to milk them. But both cows have been sent to the kenduri, so the State gives you more cows and write off the losses of the first two. After several kenduris later, you invite an American or German Corporation to turnaround the losses. The Japanese have however already taken their two original cows back home to Japan .

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows because you're sobering up and open another bottle of
vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINA CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine
productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them

A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.

IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy."

Enjoy the Russian part...
=)

Thursday, January 21

Quote and interesting photo i found

I think this is worth a thought...
Quote from somewhere else

My mom always tells me this:
Your man must be someone who can tolerate your character patiently. He must know how to take care of you and your rebellious attitude. He must outsmart you. He must be someone who can fulfill your outrageous needs. He must be the one controlling your hideous temper. He wouldn't need to be gorgeous but he need to be kind to you. Last but not least, he must be someone who can tame you and loves you like there's nothing else to love anymore.

And I'll always reply:
Then I shall stay single as no man is capable to do so :)

Interesting don't you think?


Ancient Snack 



Memories coming back....haunting me...childhood memories..haha

Wednesday, January 20

25 passes just like that?

Hmm...how many years have passed...
25 coming soon..well (km has passed that figure....)
10+++ of bonding friendship (applied to guys only)
funny isn't it...
how all this friendship and 'fai'-ness started...
how come you yourself being associated with ang...

A quarter of century has passed.
You might live for another third quarter - if you are very lucky...
Or a few decades - lucks still very much on your side...
A decade - lucks starting to leave you now..
Few years..
Few months...
Few days...
Few hours..even minutes or seconds...

Thus, enjoy your life to the fullest...
Yes...save some (not all)
Spend more (you will never know whether you'll be spending your hard-earn money)
Cherish everyone around you...
Stop bullying (me)...
Explore things that you wanted to try but never have the guts to do so...

Been reading the post i did last 2 years...(wow...so long edi wan la...)
this is the most memorable and funny post...not by me....but by you guys...click me (you will laugh, i promise)
oh...need to read from bottom to top....

Still waiting patiently for someone to fulfill my wish list there...------->

Sunday, January 17

Reality

It's a reality that you can't please both side.
It's a reality that grey is neither black nor white.
It's a reality you can't ignore them for the sake of the other.

Who can tell you which is right, which is wrong,
When there is no right or wrong.

Sigh...crapping here...

Have a nice day!

Thursday, January 14

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

elo elo,

haha...er.er....good news i supposed that (no...not about my job)...
haha...im getting my earrings and ring..hehe (refer below)...
my earrings was here edi, just that it's not in my house..but my dear's house.
my ring..haha..will be sent out this saturday..therefore, assuming it'll reached my house on monday...

hmmm...about the sgs...guess i need to wait till end of next week regarding the status of my application...

CNY coming soon...one month to be exact...
cutting cost on buying new years apparel...
shoe (check and bought and wear...i meant my charles&keith,
unless the zara shoe will be on sale and the price drop till rm160)
clothes (check...let's just reuse my old dresses...they are still new...and wearable...unless some one sponsor me..hahaha...dream on)
hair (ermm....someone say going to sponsor me...but i din think i can pay for my own here...guess i will have to go to danau desa for the stylist i went last time in saw, klcc)
etc (hmmm...i'll see what i can get along the way for one whole month....)

sherlock holmes....awesome!!!!
he is like the next johnny depp...but he is not johnny depp..
robert downing jr....ahhh...how yummy!!!!
why all guys can't be like him...he is just so deliciously sexy...hehe...

shockingly...i want to watch carrier...anyone??